Koleksi SMS humor lucu 40

Sunday, November 1, 2009

1. Sms humor lucu,
Woman has 6 Rooms:
Face is SHOWROOM
Breast are PLAYROOM
Tummy is STOREROOM
Vagina is MEN"S ROOM
Anus is EMERGENCY ROOM
Mouth is KARAOKE ROOM

2. Sms lucu singkatan suku-suku di indonesia
SUNDA: senengnya daun muda
MENADO: menang tampang doang
JAWA: jaga wibawa
PADANG: pandai dagang
BATAK: banyak taktik

3. Sms dewasa lucu tipe desahan wanita
4 Type desahan sex wanita:
1.Type Romantis, ooh aah ooh.
2.Type Plin Plan: ooh yes ooh no.
3.Type Religius, oh God yes.
4.Type Maniac, lu cabut gue gampar

4. Sms lucu mengenal wanita dari cara pake CD
Pake CD sampe ke puser : LUGU
Pake CD mini : NAKAL
Pake berenda : KEIBUAN
Nggak pake CD : PENUH PENGERTIAN

5. Enjoy your life
Life like Penis. Sometime up, sometime down, sometime soft, sometime hard, sometime big, sometime small, sometime in, sometime out. So enjoy your penis....Oops, I mean your life